Oprah gets her own planet

Planet Oprah. -My new show The Oprah Winfrey Universe will be broadcasted throughout space. We`re currently negotiating with other solar systems so it`s too early to say which stars gets the star.

-Anyway, my new planet will start shining universally this Friday and in the other galaxies next Friday.

-My people are also talking to God about doing a program in heaven, but she, it`s a she, is envious. She was like "Don`t go there, girl". -A girl gotta know her limitations, says Oprah before she boarded her Galaxy Force One.

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