Sepp Blatter new dictator in FIFA

The emperor's new balls. United Nations security council holds an emergency meeting about the FIFA election. -Their currently discussing which asshole list to put him on, says a UN diplomat. The French seems to be okay with him and suggests the bad kitty list whereas Greece, who is not a member of the Security Council, wants him dead. When asked how the hell did they get into the Security Council, the Greeks say they just want him dead.
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