The Ice Polar Cap Melted: Damn

Too late, shows over. -It leveled out the global warming. We`re back to square one now. What do we do now? ask polar expert Bernt Johanson. 

-Maybe watch some television? says one of his co-workers who also wasted their whole professional career building up to a climax that never came. -It`s kinda like when I have sex with my wife. It never really happens. 

-It`s cause your head is at the arctic when you make love, says Bernt. -The more I think about it the more I realize I`ve invested too much is this doomsday senario. I can`t afford to loose. If the world doesn`t go under soon, my social life will.

 Photo johan wieland