Chávez Looks For A Bigger Country To Run

-Screw you guys. I`m outta here.
Hugo Boss. -I know I won the election. I know I am Venezuela, but you are to small for me now. I need a bigger challenge. I need to get out of this mosh pit.

-I`m not interested in the States. I`ll pass on that shit hole any day. I`m more interested in Brazil, France, Russia or China.

-My cousin wants to run Argentina. I got 5 billion barrels of oil who says he will. And I would like to have the Czech Republic as my own party backyard. Kinda like the way America had their backyard sale here, but with a liquor license.

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