Europeans Put The Nobel Peace Prize On Their Cvs

-I`m the guy in blue walking across the hall. See how the
Nobel prize distinguishes me from the others.
Winner zone. -How can you not hire me? I won the Nobel peace prize 2012. How many of your employes won a Nobel prize? says Euro Joe.

-I`m leaving the European Union cause there are so many other Nobel winners here. 491 millions actually. So I`m heading for the states cause I think it will be more valuable there. Maybe I can get a job at McDonalds on Harvard.

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