Arnold Schwarzenegger Sets Out To Be The First Man On Mars

-I have to get Maria back, the only way I can earn her trust
again is if I go to Mars and come back alive.

Total bullshit. -I will beat NASA in getting there first, says Arnie to the press outside the newly opened Arnold Institute of Technology.

-We have build the first cyborg ship. It basically consists of my muscles. I will do one massive leg squat, drop the weight and fly into space.

-I did this many times when I was younger. I squatted so hard the barrel broke and I literally flew up to the roof.

-Thank God gyms had roofs in those days. I could have been a danger to airline traffic.

Photo Gage Skidmore