|-I auditioned for the first James Bond movie. I|
even got the part, but I couldn`t bring myself to
play a secret agent. I needed the public affirmation.
-If this was Italy I could have flashed my buttocks and won the election. In France all it takes is dip your penis is mustard. Why did I have to be an American?
-Why couldn`t I be raised in China and spend my campaign money on an army with my name on it? Wait, thats what I get if I win. Maybe there`s some Chinese in me after all. It definitely is in my house. Economically speaking I spend more dollars on things made in China than America.
Photo Austen Hufford