Few People Thought About Santa When World Population Hit 7 Billion

Red Rooster. Since 30th October 2011 life has been a living hell for Santa. -I hate human kind now. They multiply by the millions and never asks if it`s okay. Who do they think they are? World rulers?! Their pets!!!! Human pets! says Santa.

-I had to hit the gym to keep up. I lost twice my weight. Nobody recognises me. The kids think I`m some kind of fraud. "-Hey everybody! It`s healthy Santa. I give away organic presents." It doesn`t have the same umph! But what can I do? I meet kids bigger than me!

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