No Smoking Cause Headache For NASA

Smokey! -We don`t know what to do. The department of no doesn`t separate shuttle smoke from cigarette smoke. We try to tell them we`re not sending up a cigar, but they say smoke is smoke, says Nasa `s public relation.

-We have to put our space program on a halt until this issue is cleared.

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