Star Politician Looks For Anything That Can Scare The Living Daylight Out Of Folks

Mayornnaise. -Whatever it is, I have to be the solution. It can be anything, the fatzo invasion... as long as it`s not too hard to fix, says Canadian politician Kenney who misspells his name Kennedy on purpose. -It brings me much needed attention.

-The best thing would be a lie. Then I don`t have to do Jack shit, which is what I intend to do. I`m in it for the glory. I`ll trade the power for a shot at the limelight any day... everyday.

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

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