-I Took This Job To Find A Guy With The Right Size

Shoemania. -I got a hard on right now. We all do. You don`t do this line of work unless you got a thing for shoes.

-We all look for the right one, except us who look for the right pair. When we find that we can finally be at one with ourselves. It takes two to tango, not four. But it takes two pairs to be a couple. And to really get some action out of a foursome you got to invite another couple...

-I make up these weird reason for people to invite me into their bedroom. I find the gay approach more successful.

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

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