Where Other People Try To Avoid Pissing, Pete Takes A Dump

Male resistant. Nobody knows where he got it from, but Pete thinks it`s the only way to find out if a relationship can really hold. -If she puts up with that, she puts up with anything. I know I can trust her. Now, what she is going to do to test my trustabilities is beyond my understanding, but I know I will fail.

-I`m a man, I will fail at this marriage. I am programmed from mother nature to fuck up. I will shag other women, screw up at work, blow my responsibilities, crash the car, burn down the house twice and get into trouble with the Police at least 5 times. Thats my manhood talking.

-The remaining 99% I will do fine. I`ll be a good dad, I`ll forget myself and dream your dream. I`ll stop being me. No more farting at the table or falling asleep in the driveway. No more sleepless nights infront of the computer watching porn or dicking around at the strip. Just you and me. Forever. 99% of the time.

Photo Joe Shlabotnik

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