Ted And Gary Realize Humans Can Win Tour de France Now

Tour de Fair. -Yeah, now people like us can win. Normal people who doesn`t dope themselves into droids.

-I think Fair Trade should expand into Fair Sport and introduce death penalty if anyone crosses the line. But the race has to move out of France.

-How could they not notice Armstrongs performance was influence by substances? Cause theirs where too.

-Their all a little bit drunk. A little wine here, a little Champagne there. Olala. Do you think the French would behave like they do if they where sober? Do you think they would eat those truffels? Olala.

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