Man Caught Bird Flu After Shaving His Ass

People who get the bird flu is known for taking a dump
like birds. They puul down their pants and shit wherever
 they are - just like birds.
Animalistic. If shaving his ass had something to do with it is still unknown, but he was, according to passers by, shaving his butt while he feed the ducks.

-Weird combo, but not outstanding in this area, says Linda, a housekeeper in Soho London.

-Yesterday we had a guy jumping up and down for 6 hours while screaming "Ready for lift off". Then he simulated the moon landing and finished off with the moonwalk.

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