Joe Likes To Pie On His Buddies Midair

Rain man. -I always jump last and so far nobody has noticed the drops of pie coming down on them from the clear sky. I wonder if they would notice a turtle, asks soldier Joe.

-Actually I think not, but that could get me in serious trouble. I can always talk my way out of a few pie drops, but a cable?

-"I was so scared I shat myself..." thinking off it, I think it might work. Halleluja! I got a new trick underway. Watch out. Coming to you from the bottom of my rectum - drop bombs.

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