Nature Spent 200 Million Years Developing Humans And Need More Time

Destiny`s child. -We have made a lot of progress since the early days. They where stalky and didn`t function well. A lot of upgrades came over time, but the real quantum leap was 50 million years ago when humans went mobile, says the spokesperson for mother nature.

-The homo sapiens edition could move and communicate to the world around them. It was a huge boost. Later upgrades introduced language and culture to refine and improve the maneuvering skills.

-As with cell phones, lots of different cultural systems emerged around the planet and they could not communicate with each other. This was a huge problem for 50 million years and still is.

-We desperately look forward to introduce the latest global communication program that will help humans understand and interact better. But we need another 100 million years to test the brainware.

-We don`t want to launch faulty humanware on a grand scale. Imagine the damage. We try a selected few every now and then. Steve Jobs... he functioned too well so we had to take him back before he changed too much. The cloud thing is pushing it a little. Einstein was a champion of ours and Marie Curie. Most women are. The men are so few and far between we tend to celebrate everyone of them. Poor men.

Illustration Leonardo da Vinci

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