World Mess Association
news parody by Tom Dehli
Oprah Admits She Used Viewing Enhancing Drugs When Armstrong Won Tour de France
-I had a glass of red wine, okay a few bottles, the ride is so boring. Nothing happens. The wheels go round and round and round. Wow. What a surprise, says Opie.
-I`m allowed to use it. What is the problem? Lets put the focus back on you Lance. I didn`t use it to make the telecast go by faster, I took it to make it bearable. There is a difference in that.
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