When Electric Cars Take Over, Shell Will Rent Out Penis Pumps

Boner fide. -Well, the car was a penis extension to begin with. So we cut to the bone and offer the genuin deal. Pump up your penis. Choose from Premium to Super. Believe me, you`ll never need an electric car with a train in your pants. Men don`t size down. Unless your thinking of a plane I suggest you shut it, says Head of Steel at Shell sales dep Harry Hard.

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

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