Toni Is Bored With The Gun Debate: -Let`s Discuss Bazooka Control

Farmland security. -I can fire 5 of these babies in a second, but I`m not allowed to use them when I work security at the White House. The Secret Service don`t let me anywhere near that house with my bazooka.

-As opposed to guns, who can`t be used for much else than murder, a bazooka is also a handy tool. If you need to demolish your house. Press one button - demolished. Simple, effective, leaves no trace. Perfect.

-Cops should use bazookas. They would get more respect then. It`s perfect for road patrol. The laser sight can measure speed. If the car cross the limit, bomb it.

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