Mitt Romney Got Cockblocked By Obama

Godbama. -I`m not giving away the White House keys yet, I`m not done, says Obama in a powertrip talk to his crew off camera.

-Mitt can be my secretary off defeated rivals. It`s a few of them by now. They need nurturing like the war vets.

-He could be my minister of agriculture cause he`s so god damn old. Plus mormons know a lot about that stuff, but seriously he should get the business department, If his ego allowed him to work for me.

Something tells me he`s not ready to be my bitch yet. He based his whole campaign on getting that nigga out of here. Poor boy.

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