Gas Sent Diver Off Course

Tony Fart. -I`m glad he wasn`t playing basketball or anything like that, but he knows he can`t stay long offshore incase of a blast. Thats why we live in a boat, says his long time girlfriend.

-If it wasn`t for my desire to sail we could not be a couple. The ocean keeps us together. It has saved his life and others with the the same condition so many times, it makes up for all it takes.

-Some men snore, others fart. It`s nothing to be ashamed off. I`ve been with a lot of weirdos, but nothing beats having your guy catapult away when you climax.

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