BBC To Headhunt The Pope

Top of the popes. -We need someone with better insight into covering up pedophile scandals, says BBC Child Abuse spokesman.

-Someone who has benefitted from standing on the shoulders of giant sex offenders. Someone who has done it before and knows how to do it again. The Vatican seem like such a natural place to go.

The Vatican on the other hand was quite surprised when BBC came to them. -We where thinking of going to them. It`s only a matter of time before the next pope come from BBC.

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