Luke Skywalker Gets His Own Tonight Show

Night of too many stars. Forget peace in the galaxy. Disney plans to gear up the war machine after taking control of the Death Star. -War is drama. -We need drama to fill endless episodes of the Star Wars saga.  Peace has to go... sorry folks, but war is good for the economy.

Luke Skywalker is surprised about the format he`s assigned to work in, but he understands the need to adjust to the times.

-I just don`t know what to say. I hear we`re redoing the Letterman shows from 1982-93. As long as there is a teleprompter feeding me words I`m okay with Bugs Bunny. Did you read those Star Wars scripts? They where insane.

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