TMZ Hire Troops To Get Celebrity Shots

Dark Zero Thirsty. -It`s better that they fly around in helicopter and take photos than becoming homeless drunks around town, says TMZ`s breaking news producer. -They need the action, we need the photos, the celebrities need the exposure, everybody is happy.

-These former marines will actually break in to the celebrity compounds to get the right picture. We allow them to use infrared laser sight on their cameras to simulate war. Sometimes they rehearse for weeks like their going after bin Laden again. It`s crazy, but we like it.

Photo The National Guard