North Korea Threatens To Blow up The Moon

Moon safari. -It soo Americaaan. We hate everything Americaaan, says Chief Idiot of The North Korean Central Bullshit Agency.

-Kim Jong-un feels the need to rearrange the universe. He`s a God, it`s his right to adjust it. He only wants to put his mark on it, assures CI.

The Supreme Leader pointed out why in a speech that was cut from tv for his own good, "We don`t have the technology to go there so we might as well blow it up".

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