Terrorproof Phone

-It tolerates airplanes too, but we`re not demonstrating that,
not just yet.

iFun. Apple showcase their new iBomb who is resistant to terrorist attacks. It`s made with a kevlar case close to unbreakable.

-The only thing that can get it is radiation, but we`ll figure out how to make it warsafe. We already got droneproof down the pipeline, says Apple`s homephone security.

-It`s kinda funny. We`re putting together the dronePod in Pakistan where CIA is bombing terrorist cells.

-It works. We`ve had several hits and the only thing that broke was the people who worked there. Al Qaeda ran low money after bin Laden was taken so a lot of terrorists had to take day jobs.

Photo Tim Pearce, Los Gatos

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