40 Years Ago This Was Cute In My Parents Basement

Basement Jackass. Nowadays I can only do it on stage, at least I got the other half of my dream fulfilled. How many 40+ do you hear complain about the lack of booze in their life? None, says Alfred.

-Okay, I didn`t become a star, but hey, I acted as one! But it was never about the real thing. It was always about wanting to be. If my mates and I had become genuine rockstars. What then? Booze? We already got that covered. More booze? We never thought of that.

-More booze would probably not be good for us. Most definitely probably not. Definitely most permanently not... I think I`ve had enough already.

Photo Marshall Astor - Food Fetishist

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