CHINA BOMBS NORTH KOREA

Mao`s Little Red Bomb.
At last. Fearing that their neighbour can turn into a real nuclear threat like Japan made the new Chinese leaders take action.

-"We have killed large numbers of people before, we can do it again" spoke the Paramount Leader to the Chinese public on tv.

-25 millions is nothing. We did 30 in the culture revolution - without nukes! We can do North Korea in 2 minutes. 3 tops. But we budget for 4 hours cause we want to show the world how big our dicks are!

-4 hours of nuclear holocaust should scare everyone from criticising China.

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