Romney Really Needs That Pope Gig

Where did all the people go? -I don`t dare to run. I`ve been so close so many times and never reached the top. I can`t take another hit to my ego. Not now. I don`t know if I`ll live long enough to recover, says Mitt.

-It`s a nice gig you know, rule the world. It`s the only way I can get back at Obama. If we meet he`d have to bow. And he know I will put my hand on his head and say "that`s my boy".

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