Chavez Wins The Reelection

Dead man talking
What?! -In your face Yankees, for thinking I can`t win cause I`m dead, says Chaves from his grave in Venezuela.

-I can win anything. I can win American Idol if I want to, but I don`t consider that music. I stay away from public paralympic appearances. I got a country to bury. Somebody must show the way.

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