-People recognise me at work. When I do my shopping. Small kids run up to me and ask "What the heck do you need that for?!" Then I tell them I`m looking at their mums nude pictures online.
-I enjoy arguing with know hows. When I call their bluff they want proof and I respond I`m looking it up right now. In fact I googled every word you said and the only thing keep coming up was moron.
-Then I fart and walk away. That`s my signature line. "Let`s pass some gas". It ends every discussion. As in "I shit on you... I`m superior".
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