American Eagle Attacked In North Korean Airspace

Birdy Vietnam Nam. The North Korean radar mistook the bird for a real plane and fired of an embarrassing amount of missiles to shoot down the animal.

-I think they used 60 thousand rockets, says bird analyst and 60`s friend Hippie Nelson. The bird is a bit confused and tries to understand what hit it, he probably think it was fireworks.

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