China Sends Up Fireworks To Warn North Korea

Bangnam style. The Chinese army has moved it`s fireworks brigade to the North Korean border and sent up 4 rockets to warn the regime.

-We can`t guarantee that the next rocket will be filled with gun powder. It might be uranium, it can be candy, but if you want to find out we have the answer for you, says lookalike general Han Solo who doesn`t look anything like Han Solo or Harrison Ford.

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