Angry Bird Back From North Korea: It`s A Dump

Arrgh!
North Korruptia. -Instead of sending a stealth drone to analyse their nuclear progress we though, hey wait, lets send an old Blackbird and see if they can spot it.

-And they didn`t. They can`t even deal with 60`s technology, says US unofficial`s from South Korea.

-Their radar must be like an old pirate with his binoculars. It`s total crap. We`re thinking of using old leftovers from Nam when we go in there.

-It`s probably more a question of when than if at this point. Watching that jerk Kim at the helm I think everybody agree we got to take that bitch down sometime. You know. Fry the fuker and feed him to the porks, I mean peers.

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