Customers Agree: Killer Pizza From Mars Is Out Of This World

Slow food. -There`s no way these douchebags could make anything remotely this good. It`s definitely from outer space, says a regular customer.

-I think it`s their honesty that appeal to me, cause its definitely not the hygiene.

-It sounds like the meat is in-house. They either slaughter their own staff or I don`t know, maybe illegal aliens, but their definitely killing something.

-It`s hard to tell the accent in those primal screams you hear from the kitchen. Is it pig or Chinese? Or maybe their playing poker. What do I know?

-But I don`t except a restaurant ran by aliens to know local work ethics from day one. They probably need a few hundred years adjusting to our planet.

Photo Chris Radcliff

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