Jeff Convinced Boston Bomber Definitely Pissing His Pants By Now

Wedgie. -I would assume he`s shitting his pants too, says Jeff to his shrink friend in a break under his wedding rehearsal.

-He must have run out of underwear. I can feel his diarrhea. He is so afraid of whats ahead of him. Total prison, death.

-The plumbers know here he is. The Police should talk to the plumbers and find out which toilets are clogged.

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