Laser Gun App Banned From App Store

The Prince & Princess of Asturias
accidentally mistaken for agents when
NSA stormed the App Reactor.
Fire in the hall. Before it was even launched, the laser beam application iKill got sabotaged by NSA who made sure it never came through the gates at the App Plant.

-For a dollar fifty it turns your iPhone into a killing device. The thing can cut through metal and shoot long distance laser beams.

-A 10 year old kid in Alabama can fire electroshocks to Pyongyang and hit target with millimeter precision.

-With this device anyone can trim Kim Jong Un`s eyebrows or perform laser surgery on astronauts in space. It`s worse than the bomb!

Photo European Southern Observatory

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