Terrier Bets His Beard Can Beat Any Sunni Muslim or Orthodox Jew

Facedressing. -I`m just better at it. Fur is my middle name. I can grow a beard in my butt if I want, says Bob, the ignorant Airedale Terrier who`s a favorite at the In Your Face Beard contest.

-I seriously got an attitude about this. Facial hair is my domain. I`m not having some religious punk screw my victory. And I hate Santa Claus... for the record. We don`t celebrate Xmas in my house.

 Lulu Hoeller