Great Britain plans to conquer America once the games in due

Stupidtania. -It`s been our policy since the day America claimed it`s independence. Now that the empire is finally falling we will reclame it, lie by lie, says Londons Mayor Boris Johnson.

-With interest for 250 years of mismanagement, plus failed sugar tax payments since 1764, it adds up to quite a bit.

-We can put in a bid on China for that kind of money, maybe the whole of Asia and we`re back where we belong. On top of the Island!

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