Ramadan Saves The Euro

Break even. The festival of poor saves the rich from going under. Never in history has being poor been more valuable and desirable to Europe.

-They take the heat of our neck, says the Greeks. -Yeah, they really got our back covered, says Italians.

-If it hadn`t been for the muslims there wouldn`t be anymore Europe. The continent would be split between Asia, Africa, South America and ... ... am I forgetting someone? ...  no, says the Spanish.

 Photo Guillaume Paumier

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