China Aims At Winning Every Medal

Goldmine. -Out factories need all the metal they can get. Gold, silver and bronze is in high demand, says the Chinese head trainer.

-We really fucking need it! If we don`t come home with at least 2000 of them we`re screwed. There isn`t another Africa to exploit. This is it. The Olympics is the last place on earth to find minerals.

 Photo Nick J Webb

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