The World Press Is Angry Cause The Opening Ceremony Went Well

-This is ridiculous. No casualties. I walk around London
feeling safe. I`m not even afraid of getting robbed.
Whats the point?

Game on! -We had invested so much in this going down the toilet, says the editor of The Sun, who`s name should really be The Shitster.

-We had at least expected one assassination... not even a car bomb went off. Nothing! What can we scream about!!! I got to feed my fear.., I mean kids.

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