Spider-Man Denied Visa To Dubai

No heroing. -We don`t want more turists thinking their Tom Cruise. We did a background search on Peter Parker and he`s  loco! It`s amazing the guy is stil alive! We don`t want him to die here and we don`t like the way he treats women. He keeps them on a leash, says UAE immigration.

-Peter Parker should take off his Spider-Man costume and use the web like the rest of us.

 Photo Joi