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| -I`ve tried everything, beard, mustache, afro, intelligence, profanity, marriage, kids, fame, aging cream. Nothing works! |
-I still have to show ID at white clubs. Then I tell them I`m Puff Daddy and they get all scared and shit thinking I got a gun and might shoot them.
-Let`s face it, black people are in general fitter than white people cause we still do a lot of the shit jobs where you actually got to move your ass. Eat that white colored boss. It`s healthy! And you wonder why your wife sleeps around with the black poolboy. Ahhh... Isn`t life wonderful!
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