Cannabis Games

Serious hash pipe
Drug Olympics. -You have to be stone to run around United Kingdom with a torch. Otherwise you would at some point said, "Wait a minute, we all got electricity?!", says Barry the drug dealer. 

-I often look at these atletes and think you must be under the influence of something. Why are you doing that? Why? When people are looking at you? You must be on some serious shit.

-Then later, when I hear they caught someone, I go I knew it.

-I think Amsterdam is the only city who will never get to host the Olympics, maybe Hamburg too, but definitely not Amster. No way. No way in hell.

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