Former boss of BP, Tony Hayward, missing in huge pile of cash

-Evidence photo from scene crime technicians indicate
he is strangled by greed.

British Parachute. -He went to open his closet and a huge stream of never ending cash piled up on him. Thats the last I saw of him, says his servant Boy Boy.

-I knew he was hiding something in that closet... a parachute, fringe benefit or company jet, but I didn`t know he`s the one who ran away with all the money on Wall Street.

It makes sense when you look back. The oil spill from Deepwater Horizon was a decoy. It was staged to get everything out of Wall Street. They had to come up with something big to cover up an oil rigg in the middle of Manhattan pumping cash out of New York Stock Exchange.

The financial rescue team is sending in divers to Haywards Cayman bedroom. -We fear the worst and hope for the best. It`s the same thing actually. When you ran away with that much your kinda asking for it, says hope broker Paul English who got stuck in traffic.

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