England Is Too Small for The Olympics: We Need More space Now!!!

Rub it in. London turned out to be too small to host the Olympics and England is not big enough. The games are too big.

In an effort to save the games from total catastrophy France has agreed to lend out 2 /3rds of its land mass for the remains of the game and keep Paris as back up city in case of complete break down.

-This is a dream come through for us says the French. We get to save the Brits and humiliate them at the same time. It`s better than winning the war. Thank god London snatched the games right infront of us.

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