WikiLeaks Reveals The Olympic TV Ratings: Nobody Gives A Shit

Who wants to watch rich spoiled people celebrating each
 other? They could atleast turned it into Paradise Games.
Seatmaster. According to Nielsen International, more people was watching the games from the arenas than at home.

-People are bussy, plus a lot of people don`t have homes anymore cause of the financial crisis. It`s really shit, seriously!

-More people tuned into the Simpson in Manilla. Atleast it`s funny... adds the whistleblower who also gives really good head.

-I can`t say my name in public. If people find out I give good head they will come for my mouth. I don`t like it when people shut me up like that. They pay no respect to what I say.

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