My Name Is Kim Jong-un And I Endorse Pizza Hut

-And I like to look at women's asses so they can wear
high heals now.
Pizza Kim. -It is important in a society like ours that we all look alike. Since I am the only fat person here this is no longer true. Therefore either I have to loose weight or you all have to gain.

-After serious thought I have come to the conclusion that the people of North Korea have to gain weight. I am under no circumstances going on a diet. No circumstances what so ever! If I get sick and die, then you all have to die aswel.

To solve this problem I hereby give my support to Pizza Hut. May you eat until you puke. That`s an order by the way.

Nicked from CBS NEWS