Matt Damon Joins The Cast On The Expendables in 2042

Preboot. Matt Damon signed up to do The Expendables 32 in 30 years from now. -I`ll start the ageing process right away, says Matt.

-I like to go deep into character and I want everybody to believe I am over my prime. I`m not only gonna look old, I`ll be old! I`ll be old off set too. I`m gonna use the walker, get the cough right, the high blood pressure, the uncontrolled farts...

-The wrinkles, the shitty plastic surgery, the desperate need for attention, the anger of growing old lonely, the feeling of betray from the government.., I`ll come across older than the whole cast combined!

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